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07/14/2004: ""

Honest, there are times when I really impress myself. Here is my recent post to rec.humor.d, a response to a post at rec.humor.funny.

Jonathan Ganz wrote:

> Have you heard of the NO-CARB Diet for 2004?
>
> NO C-heney
> NO A-shcroft
> NO R-umsfeld
> NO B-ush
>
> and absolutely NO RICE!
>
> [Note - submitted by many people - ed.]
>
That may be a fine diet for the short term, but one cannot live without CARBs in the long term. Energy and strength levels will suffer and eventually everything will shut down.

For those that doubt my skills, let me spell one word for you: S M R T.