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04/25/2004: "Kerry Flip Flops"

From a highly biased source, 35 Senator Kerry flip flops. Not quite the t-shirt fodder I was hoping for.

I make tshirts by printing onto a 8.5/11 decal and ironing that onto a tshirt. I was thinking of a design something like:
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Kerry vs. Kerry
We need to beat up Saddam	Saddam is our friend!
We need to beat high taxes	Taxes are our friend!

I would, of course, add more quotes, format it real pretty, and add attributions. You get the idea.

Unfortunately, I cannot find good, pithy, Kerry vs. Kerry quotes. Not even the GOP can unearth good, pithy, Kerry vs. Kerry quotes. That does not mean that Senator Kerry has never expressed contradictory ideas. Follow the link, he has. Instead, it means that he often refuses to speak directly to important issues. He knows that, for him, being unquotable is the only way to avoid being caught in a lie.

Weasel.

Replies: 2 Comments

on Monday, April 26th, alex said

I think I may have a good t-shirt idea for you (if you can make it fit): JohnKerryIsADoucheBagButImVotingForHimAnyway.com Mildly offensive, but an interesting concept, and a bit funny.

on Monday, April 26th, Alan said

There is software that can take long words and snake them around, thus your idea could work. You are more than welcome to make such a tshirt for yourself. For me, honesty is an important part of government, and I don't see Sen. Kerry as honest.